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This despite the fact that the CNS works over- time to protect those very same units and only ever has the body's best interests at heart, whereas the motivations of the proprioceptors are extremely naive. That said, it should now be apparent that the proprioceptors pose a clear and present danger to the body's security. Proposal Therefore, serious consideration should be given to solving the proprioceptor problem via Project PP, in which the CNS would take com-plete and permanent control of the body. Such a centralization of power will not only ensure the body's stability, but also its safety. 
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Given that the proprioceptors will almost cer- tainly fight any such takeover, however, one might wonder how such a victory can be won. While the most civilized method would be to establish a dialog with the proprioceptors in which the CNS explains its case in a respectful, reasonable manner, such a tactic would be impossible since the proprioceptors are neither respectful nor reasonable. Such discussions would almost certainly prove a fruitless waste of time. Therefore, force -- though admittedly an ex- treme measure -- seems fully justified. Along those lines, what follows is a three-step PP Elimination Plan: 1. The CNS commands the dominant hand to pick up a gun.  |
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